Day 2: Dance of the Divorce

So I was thrown out of my house along with my mother recently. We're moving away from the bay area and off to Nevada city, which, as far as I know, looks to be bible country. Yay! That was sarcasm in case you need the clarification. I'm not exactly excited about the move. We have a great big house there, with a pool, solar paneling and heating, it's pretty awesome. You know what's not awesome though? Having four feet of snow and a PT Cruiser. For those of you who don't know what a PT Cruiser is... Well let me put it into it's simplest terms. Its a fusion between an SUV and a sports Car. It's got the same clearance as the sports car, just under a foot, it's got the storage of a small SUV, and it gets the mileage of neither. I like it, I've had a lot of good times with it. Me and my best friend Alex Bratchikov have dubbed it the Battle Cruiser. It's one of those names that you just realize fits. One thing I didn't mention was that the PT Cruiser tends to be considered a very effeminate car, as a result, me and my bud decided to rename it. Our first inspiration? A pun off of one of our favorite games. Starcraft: Wings of Liberty. It started as the BT Cruiser, and soon became the Battle Cruiser I know and love today. But back to the snow, sports cars do not do well in the snow. A sports car with extra weight in the form of a large back? Well it does even worse. Unfortunately it looks like the days of the Battle Cruiser have ended, and the days of the Jeep have come around again. I'm looking at trading in my Battle Cruiser for a Jeep Grand Cherokee, which is arguably one of the best SUV sized offroaders that you can find. I had a 98 back when i first started driving, but it was totaled in a collision, and now i hope to trade up to maybe an 05 or newer. Well life oughta get more interesting from here on out. I thank you for reading this, because frankly if you're reading this you have a better connection with me than anyone where I'm now moved to. Well the Dance of the Divorce is just beginning, but for today we take a pause. Goodnight.